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Childrens Museums
Where'd the ocean go?
Contrary to what my Hungarian father first thought, childrens museums are not museums stuffed with children (only on weekends and holidays). They are terrific places to visit. Lily always loves the marine displays. I told her, get used to swimming in the ocean because with global warming, by the time you grow up you'll be living in water world.
Roaches
We've got a bit of a roach problem here in Brooklyn.
Something She Ate
Lily started complaining about stomach pains not long after we arrived at the zoo.
Why Is She Always Touching It?!
It doesn't matter where we are, who we're with and even if we just made pee pee, Lily is always grabbing her crotch. She particularly likes to do this in restaurants, in public, at formal family gatherings like weddings and wherever else I can be embarrassed by it. Why?!
When I ask my husband why he simply replies, "Why not? If I could do that all the time I'd never leave the house." Great. Thanks. That's really helpful.
Look at that photo. It's like a moment of Zen. Lily on a lily pad, the lush Monet inspired background. She looks positively angelic except for those fingers wedged in her tush! I love when people try to talk to her when she's got those fingers in her crotch, that's truly a vagina monologue.
I gently remind her not to do this but I don't want to make it an issue. What do you recommend? I need your help. Does your child do this?
PS - Just read Beckey's comment and yes we've had her thoroughly checked for yeast and urinary tract infections and she has neither. She's a-okay physically.
